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DATE - 4/12/2034
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People of Britan. If you are recieving this message, chances are that nuclear war has broken out. If you are reading this, I am dead. You are one of the survivors, one of however many there may be. For starters, I apologise. I cannot express my sorrow any more than I am. But there is something. A last shred of hope, if you will. At the end of this transmission, this mesage will be deleted and replaced with a map. The map will lead you to safety - to be specific, the map will lead you to one of 7 government-made nuclear fallout shelters. The shelters have enough room for 5000 people each exactly and will have all the medical care you need. Hopefully, by the time you get this message, there will be a definate cure for radiation poisoning and cancer, so do not fear cancer or illness - so long as you get there in time. Please, only go to the shelter nearest to you if you want to survive. This is Prime Minister Smith, wishing you good luck for the last time. Farewell, fellow Briton.
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And that's where you're wrong. A Briton is someone from BRITAN i.e- not the celts. Ireland wasn't part of Britain then and neither was Scotland. In fact, they hated us. So now, Briton should be used to refer to anyone BRITISH (Scottish, English, Welsh, Irish).
Attacman77
