Daughter: I'm not a s--t mom.

Mother:I know but I think you will be one.

Daughter: I know better than that mom...

Mother:So.

Daughter:I won't be you mom.

-silence-

Daughter:I'm going to go to school mom.I'm going to make a life for myself mom.I'm going to choose my child over the career I plan to build to support that child, mom.

Mother:That's fine.

Daughter:I get good grades mom..!I go to school mom! I don't drink mom! I don't smoke mom! I'm not pregnant at 18 like all the other girls from my class are MOM!

Mother: That's good. I still think you're a s--t.

The end