All of this is REAL. Every bit. I actually chatted with that infernal bot.

Me: Dude, Uranus is showing.

Cleverbot: Showing me milk?

Me: Lolno.

Cleverbot: Do you think war is inevitable?

Me: I think that war with fans of YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR is inevitable.

Cleverbot: It's black.

Me: Dude, you eat black poops?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: I think that's disgusting.

Cleverbot: I think that this entire setup just sends you messages from humans typing towhat they think is an AI computer.

Me: How philosophical.

Cleverbot: I agree.

Me: Yeah, I guess you're WRONG.

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

Me: Smarter than a hairy pickle lying on your mom's chest hair.

Cleverbot: So married men are stupid?

Me: Wrong again, my milky anused friend.

Cleverbot: About?

Me: Oh yes. Definitely About.

Cleverbot: Do you like movies?

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: I have one.

Me: You have a movie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Wow, that's soooo amazing. /sarcasm. I have seven.

Cleverbot: 5' 7' is not very tall, joke.

Me: Thanks for telling me that. I always knew my religion was wrong.

Cleverbot: No problem.

Me: Actually, there is a problem.

Cleverbot: What's the problem?

Me: BLARGEN FLARGEN LEMON GHERKIN

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