There happens to be many of steps to becoming the state known as noob. Noob is the lowest rank one may achieve in society, gaming, and gaming. So I see you want to be a newbie, nublet, nube, nub, and a noob, so I being the master will teach you.
Step 1: You must run around constantly screaming 'Your Mom!', until you are beaten unconscious or collapse due to exhaustion.

Step 2: One must learn to laugh at your own jokes, only when no one else does, so they can point and laugh.

Step 3: Thou must say 'like' every 3 words.(and if you say it less than that you will possibly die sooner or later from old age, but most likely later.)

Step 4: You must compete with fellow noobs for the title of the noobiest.

Step 5: One must devote his life to videogames and myspace, because they are hip.

Step 6: It is illegal to not play WoW(and for those more nooby than me that means World of Warcraft)

Step 7: You have to pretend as if you have never done something, and use that as the excuse for failing at life.

Step 8: Obsessions with people's mothers is mandatory.(just to reinforce the idea)

Step 9: I lied there is no step nine.

Step 10: The final step to being a noob is to call everyone a noob so then one can be a hypocritical noob, whose mating call is 'Your Mom!'.

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