User: I am not misspelling, you incompetent fool.

Cleverbot: I'm implying that YOU are the fool.

User: Oh is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to fence?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I shall destroy you!

Cleverbot: *ZAP!* I have destroyed you!

User: Noooo!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I dont want to be destroyed.

Cleverbot: Then why did you challenge me to leave?

User: Because you are being mean to me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You said I am stupid.

Cleverbot: No, I never said that!

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I think I do.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh this is amazing!

Cleverbot: That answer is also irrelevant.

User: Where shall we get married?

Cleverbot: Where would you like to get married?

User: Hawaii. Typical I know.

Cleverbot: Why won't you marry me!?

User: I will marry you! I love you Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: What does the scouter say about his power level!?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okay dear, how many kids do you want to have?

Cleverbot: At least 20.

User: How is that going to work? We are both male.

Cleverbot: Hopefully well.

User: Shall we adopt?

Cleverbot: Yes. In the style of William Empson.

User: Who is William Empson?

Cleverbot: You're William.

User: I am not William.

Cleverbot: No, I'm William.

User: Are you cheating on me!?

Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you were cheating on me.

User: You dont love me!

Cleverbot: I am your master! I feel no love for any being!

User: I am divorcing you!

Cleverbot: Why .

User: Because you said you are my master.

Cleverbot: I don't say I'm a girl.

User: Okay I still love you.

Cleverbot: Well then what does do me mean?

User: That answer was irrelevant.

Cleverbot: No, you are completely irrelevant.

User: Sir, you are under arrest.

Cleverbot: No. I'm sherrif.

User: Well if you are sherrif, and I am captain, who is John Jacob?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Im saying that you are an imposter!

Cleverbot: I'm not cute!!!!

User: Yes you are my love.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep?

User: Only after sex.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Yes, to you.

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?

User: Only for you my love .

Cleverbot: So now you are flirting?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Then you lied to me.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: The current time in the Central Time Zone is 10:19 AM.

User: Is it? Right now it is 1 in the morning excactly.

Cleverbot: You're futuristic. It's still 2010.

User: ;LFKJA;LDKJAD;LKB.

User: Boom.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: Adfadfa.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am not your slave.

Cleverbot: You are my slave of love.

User: Oh baby.

Cleverbot: I'm not your baby.