Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Buster Keaton Can't take my prescription yet because I haven't eaten before I leave I dip my dentures in some poly-grip Then I rub some bengay on my tender hip

We're talkin corns on our toes toes Puttin' on support hoes hoes* Drivin' down the highway slow slow Ch-ch-chillin in Boca Raton gettin' our bingo on Here's a picture of my grandson grandson

Please stop turn it down does it have to be so loud You're blowing up my hearing aid It's not covered by Medicaid My bathtime is 6:00 My front door has seven locks because I'm old old old old old old old old
*Hoes = Pantyhoes