-my friend put her foot on my hipbone and was like do u feel me on ur bone
-me and 2 of my friends were at my door and when we opened it my cat ran out and one of my friends said "catch tht pussy!"
-shes suckin on my nuts to get the salt off...literally im eating almonds and she took them and is suckin the salt off

theres gunna be more i promise they always say stupid stuff