there once was a crazy house and the doctor there was doing his daily rounds. he looked in room b7 and saw one of the patients hanging upside down from a bar in the celing. he walked in and saw patient 1 and it looked as if he was trying to saw an imaginary piece of wood ,he asked patient 1 "wat is ur friend doing?" he responded"oh he thinks hes a lightbulb hes pretty crazy" doctor said" arent u going to help him out?" patient " no way! and cut wood in the dark?"