What Drugs Do To You By COMMANDER

By @COMMANDER
POSTED: 25 Aug 2011 13:38
CATEGORY: Polemic Rant

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Hello, man! How are ya?
Dude! I mean, seriously, stay away from dope! It will TOTALLY fry your brain.

They say cigarettes are... Sorry man, dozed off. They say... -laughing- I'm sorry man, it's just that that wall over there -laughing- is staring RIGHT at me -laughing- anyways, they say ...what's that word again?... They say whatever I said earlier is, is, is more... Damaging to you than... Dope. Not true, man, these things eat your brain cells... You'll.... You'll... What?....
....
I'm pretty sure you said something...
You'll be dumber than... Than a... Thing that is dumber. OMG DUDE MY HANDS ARE SO BIG!!!!
...
and people will start to not understand you anymore, and people won't want to hang out any-AHH anymore. And they'll-what?
....
Oh, I thought you said something again please... Don't interrupt me.

Not to mention it can cause -laughing- HAHAHA IT HAHAHA CAN CAUSE HOOHOHOOHOOO OTHER CRIMES HEEHEEHAAAAAHAAHAAA WHAT?

Wow, man, this blog is like, flawless! UJELLY? X'D

Oh, man I'm having a great time! I mean, seriously -burp- oops XD I'm having the... BEST time ever writing this blog.

So yes, you will eventuauauauuyauly go bbbrean ded nd ur vcblry will dum down. Evntly ull be in prsn or ...
Gah s la la bla omg my head OHHHH
Dog slobber carpet...
I don't know, man... -knocks over a table- OMG oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no NO someone pick.. Just pick this all up or something... Oh no oh no -shaking violently- GRRAAAHHHHHH
-vegetable-

+21 -2

@COMMANDER
27 Aug 2011 22:13

I hate micro-statistics >.>

@ChoiceOfWords
27 Aug 2011 21:56

They Say, Every Cigar You Smoke Takes A Minute Of Your Life Away.

@catherine xx
27 Aug 2011 19:48

omg!lol!this is freaking awsome!i loled my face off when i read this!its jokes!

@Acolyptor
26 Aug 2011 23:24

'eventuauauauuyauly' ← Win.

@AaronCool
26 Aug 2011 23:21

-Vegetable-

LOL I could use that in some my recipes!XD

@Acolyptor
26 Aug 2011 23:18

The win.

@Waffle King
26 Aug 2011 21:33

Sadly, doing something like Hitler would be considered evil. We'll have to settle for less obvious ways to exterminate weak, stupid humans. Legalize weed, tax it really high. Use some of that money to pull America out of debt, kill off all of the underachievers and "gangstas." Making America a better place for us all.

@BeckieBird
26 Aug 2011 16:39

dood once i was lkkng at this pce uf ppr nd it liek..spke 2 me! it sd tht rnbws r cte

@Lakhlan01
26 Aug 2011 11:06

Yes. This hasn't been done before, as far as I know...

@PinkyPink
26 Aug 2011 06:12

Lolz that is an example of what it can do to you and the effects of that.

@BIGtrist1000
26 Aug 2011 05:27

lol - HullBreach

@BIGtrist1000
26 Aug 2011 05:26

+1
Reason: Very Educational and this blog gives you the side effects of drugs!

@Lucas7
26 Aug 2011 03:14

Most of the time, drugs just kill... Lol, this blog has some funny humor. I love drunk reinactments. They have random words and stuff it just makes me laugh.

@Ultama7
26 Aug 2011 02:15

Legalization For WEED FTW!!!

@COMMANDER
26 Aug 2011 02:10

Actually, I'm all for legalization of weed. I think it's time that stupid people are "weed"ed from society. And what better way than legalizing weed?

@AshlynLovesYou
26 Aug 2011 01:36

Waffle King made a great point

@DragonSlayer9
26 Aug 2011 00:44

Lololol

@COMMANDER
26 Aug 2011 00:11

Dr. Who is an drug addict

@XxEmoNinjaxX
25 Aug 2011 22:22

I know this blog is about a serious topic, but I couldn't help but laugh a little!

+1

@Dinosaur
25 Aug 2011 22:05

LOL HullBreach!

@HullBreach Premium64

25 Aug 2011 21:45

This blog explains the writing and vocabulary of many blogs I have declined.

@JamMJFan
25 Aug 2011 21:40

o.e im pretty sure gigi made this blog but you edited it to english xD jk but nice

+1

@COMMANDER
25 Aug 2011 21:29

There is such thing as a nicotine-high. But the effect is temporary, mild, and harmless.

Smoking is harmful as well. But don't believe people who say they are more potent than drugs. They're probably on dope as well when they say that. Ultamently, both can kill you, or at least cause serious medical conditions.

AMEN WAFFLE, AMEN!

@Waffle King
25 Aug 2011 21:18

I don't mind drug addicts. They'll just spend their lives as rotting vegetables, eliminating their weakness and stupidity from the gene pool.