As the lovely red title suggests I am here to tell you the truth about 'cannibal' trolls.

After reading a couple blogs by TacoRocco, I noticed that in the blogs briefly described were 'cannibal' trolls, which described trolls that feed off of other trolls. However thats the most vague thing I've heard in my life. So I being a 'cannibal' troll am here to tell you the truth.

victimtimizr21:Never described to you by your teachers, called myths by your peers, the cannibal troll has never truly been discovered by modern day trollology, and yes I did just make up that term on the spot, give it up for a cannibal troll!(audience applauds)
Troll: Thank you, Thank you, I am elated to be here, and that term you just used cannibals, is to vague, just to clarify we prefer the term lorts. And you may not know this but there are lorts here with us as you speak, both you and I are lorts, because we are the same person.
victimtimizr21: Your mom is a lort!
Troll: Kid settle down us adults dont say stuff like that anymore, because we are mature, and aren't uneducated like you are.
victimtimizr21: Your moms not educated!
Troll: well you know what you are adopted and your parents never loved you. There, see an example, okay the best description I can give is a troll, that finds pleasure in making other trolls look bad, because they are. Another example, a couple of weeks ago this person in a chatroom, said they had shot themselves, this is obviously a troll trying to get attention, so I did the civilized thing. Argued with the troll until she left. Heres how it went down. Troll: I just shot myself. Lort: Hey you need to apply direct pressure to the wound. Troll: But it hurts.(really, is that the best you can come up with) Lort: You should use like 3 bottles of ibuprofin to see if the pain goes away. Yroll: Whats ibuprofin.(really?) Lort: Maybe you should use anestesia. That ends the debate with the troll rage quitting like a n00b.
victimtimizr21: Your moms a n00b!*the lort reaches over and strangles vimtimtimizr21*
Troll: Now that that disputes settled until next time, lort signing out.