Egdar69 My name is Edgar aka Mr.Eddie
My raps are dope
They burst like confetti
If you challenge me
Fudge yeah im ready
Your raps better be good
You better be steady
Cause after we are done
You'll be so sweaty
I'll make you feel ugly
Ugly like ugly betty
I wont be nice
I wont be your teddy
So just give up already
My raps are the best
Better than the rest
Where am i from
I'm from the west
Here to finish this quest
Becoming super rich
Money in the nest
Having fun with girls
What a fun test
And what else??
Getting hikis on my chest
I don't rap for free
And when i rap
I attack like a killer bee
Im a celebrity
Also a dynasty
You don't mess with me
And if you do
You die instantly
I defend like a tree
If you touch me
You'll get charged with a fee
Cause im sweeter than tea
I annoy like a flea
I'm like ecstasy
Very dangerous
Not a fantasy
I'm a legacy
Just let me be
Get out of here
Go to KFC
Hi and Goodbye
Do you wanna die
Cause when i sting
I sting like cacti
You better not frown
You better not cry
Cause frowning and crying does not apply
If you hate me
Then become anti
I'll punch you in the face and give you a black eye
Mess with me
I'll just reply
So don't be a dumbo
Even though i'm a little shy
I'm strong
And also sly
I'll punch you in the chest
Near your tie
You'll start to fly
if you punch me
I'll just deny
I'm strong
Better than popeye
I have 2020 vision
Like a hawkeye
So if you try to escape
I'll become your new spy
I'll find you any time
Even in the middle of july
But you could run like a loser
So i guess you could try
And when i find you
I'll eat you like a chicken thigh
And if you're cold don't worry i'll just refry
Well You know what!
xXesmeraldaXx me)
My name is Esmeralda
They call me Esme
You better watch out
cuz i'll make yu black
Yeah im back
Killing evry damn duck
That crosses down my truck
Better luck next time
Cuz I can already see you
F*ckd up
Edgar69 you gonna make me black
Well just dont splash
I'll get black if we smash
Rap battle!!! lets clash
When i win
I only except cash
I'll slap you with a slash
Yo bootie gonna mash
Your sexy
We are both mexi
I drink pepsi
We're from the same RAZA
Que te pasa!!
You scared, go poop a masa
xXesmeraldaXx me) I'm not going to smash
With a dude who aint a man
So why not dump you in the trashcan
That's were you belong
You'll be walking down the street
With a rash in your feet
I know I'm sexxi
But no need to text me
saying you are too lazy to be classy
And now I must confess
That you are just a piece of conflakes
So easy to crunch when I take a bite
You better be tight
cuz I'll be punching every part of your body
And now I must fight till the end
just like an eagle flies around
Looking at the groud
From very high above
Finding an innocent pray
Just like you.
Egdar69 Of course i crunch
You want me in a bunch
You wanna really munch
You want to eat me for lunch
Or even brunch
I dont have a hunch
Im tasty like a cornflake
Im tasty, i aint fake
Dont mess with me or i'll cause an earthquake
Esmeralda you look tastier than a strawberry cake
Of course i have class
Gonna slap your ass
I guess you pass
You think you could beat me, the awsome master
Well your wrong
You need to pray, you need a pastor
So how does that sound
Cause after today your gonna be 20 feet under ground!!!!
xXesmeraldaXx (me) at 04 Oct 2011 16:27
You think you are all bad
Just wait till I get mad
Oh What's that!
You are fat.!?
Well no wonder why there was an earthquake
See me in the Lake
But don't be late
Cuz you and me are going in a date
I'm just joking
So don't be trippin
You are not a master
You are a disaster
Those things you call “raps”
are Just full of cr*p
Even Mr. Krabs can do better than that