There was once a girl named Zoey. She was very cool and non-noobish. Then one day along came the attack of annoying n00b-bots!

The land of DSIpaint was afraid for their non-n00bish ways. Then came a hero! MysticalZoey!!

Zoey prepared by becoming more epic and becoming an admin. She kicked the n00b-bots in their moobs and they fled.

And day by day Zoey keeps us protected from being over swarmed by n00bs. 3 cheers for Zoey, the Number 1 Grandma, and the oh-so-fine leek spinner!!! Hip-hip Hooray! Hip-hip hooray! Hip-hip hooray!