"You look a lot like my third wife...of course, I've only been married twice!"

"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing."

"You: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
You: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked"

"Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?"


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