WELCOME TO TERRIBLE HOW TOS. THIS IS CRAZY JACKSON AND I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A BIRD HOUSE.

You will need:
☆¾♭★¢€÷* SYMBOLS ARE VERY IMPORTANT
Evil Summoning Ritual Candle
Wood
Nails
Severed Arm
Donut

STEP 1: Eat the donut and severed arm, for energy, and place your collection of 3DS symbols in a neat pile. Light the candle, and nail it to the birdhouse roof piece.
STEP 2: Decorate the roof piece with the symbols, while muttering "bronie" over and over. This will summon the wrath of god.
STEP 3: Oh, wait, you should have done this bit first. Say that the thing that you never want to happen to you is "This pile of birdhouse pieces turning into a birdhouse".
STEP NINE: Lose count of the steps
STEP 8: Nail the birdhouse to your forehead
STEP 2: You're done!