Me: *in complete darkness* hello?

Random ppl: HAPPY B-DAY!

Me: random ppl ahhhhh!

Random ppl: whats wrong with u?

Me: to be honest i dont know .ET.

random ppl: ...

Me: *runs away*

Random ppl: hes quite strange.

Me: thuu im glad i got outa there!

???: hello young man

Me: who r u?

[cont. soon!]