Yesterday, Dr. J. Slopey, a scientist at B. J. Greene Labs, announced that he has successfully created tacos that can either be eaten or remotely detonated. Adeptly named, "Explosidillas," they will be the first in a line of Hispanic food-related weaponry.
"I feel like this is my way of making the world a better place," says Slopey, "and I am developing new product like it to sell worldwide."
Not everyone has such high hopes for the project, though. One coworker said, "I don't think I could live in a world where I can't trust my food. I don't want my lo mein to pick up a fork and stab me, so why would I want a taco to explode in my face?"
Explosidillas will be on sale late next year, at a projected price of, "More than enough to make me rich."
By @Eletious
