So one day a couple of nerds tried to save a princess from some evil dragon, I dunno. I think, maybe, they tried to kill it with pie? No...Ugh, I don't think I'm getting this story right. OH WELL! I'll tell it how it comes to mind. Something 'bout a monkey on a tractor. Uhh...A pillow monster attacking a boy's left shoe. Hmm.

THE EVIL DOG THAT ATE MANHATTAN!

What? Sorry. Blacked out for a bit. Or, not blacked out, spazzed? AH FUGGETABOUTTIT!

Durf.

A durf.

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This story sucks. It has no point. Why you read it in the first place is beyond me.