"Yo, I'm gonna eat your moustache!"
"Come at me bro."
"ORLY?
"Yarly."
"I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!"
"Cthul story bro."
"UJELLY?"
"Fail troll is fail."
"im 12 and wat is this"
"Derp."
"Y U NO GIV ME ATENSHUN"
"Your mom's chest hair!"
"It looks like a wooly mammoth!"
"Everyday I'm shufflin'!"
"Kirby rules, Carson drools."
"K."
"I'm a princess!"
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be Pikachu. Always be Pikachu."
"I CHOOSE YOU!"
"Everyone does."
"Me gusta."
"Ayyyyeeeeeeee!"
"Ha, I trolled you!"
"Whaaaaaaaaat?"