there once was a man named mr. man. he was a very secretive man and suspiciuos. everyone thought he had some huge secret or was some kind of special agent whatever. however both are wrong for he had a much bigger secret & that is why i keep his name a secret for he was a `mailman' so they thought. but he was an astronaut-cowboy-rapper and these are his adventures. he has only done everthing to beat chuck norris so he became what he is now to own the owner