We are the Hive speaking through this. We give advice to improve your lives. This one is perfect, so advice is delivered through it.
Advice #1: Haterz gonna hate, ponies gonna pwn.
Advice #2: GET A JOB, HIPPIE!
Advice #3: Don't trust Taco Bell to cater to your EVERY need.
Advice #4: Sink to my level by getting off your high horse.
Advice #5: If you are a winner, things will happen for you.
Advice #6: Did it mean to offend, or are you being a pretentious idiot?
Advice #7: You don't know where it's been so don't touch it.
Advice #8: I'm telling you to be more independent!
Advice #9: Remember winners are never wrong. Stephen Hawking made a typo.
Advice #10: Question everything! It's got to be racist, sexist, or biast SOMEhow!
Advice #11: Negative attracts positive and vice versa. Stay neutral if you don't want any trouble.
Advice #12: Dude. Trust me. Lol just isn't cool in real life.
Advice #13: The Mother is an awesome name for a dance.
Advice #14: Don't drug your date... often.
Advice #15: Manners are beneath you, unlike your father.
Advice #16: Cross the line: cool kids are bad.
Advice #17: Lube helps many things through many places.
Advice #18: Up is a direction.
Advice #19: Stop rape: just say yes.
Advice #20: When people say I hate you, it just means I love you all the more.
Advice #21: Just shut up... y'know...
Advice #22: Sometimes you just gotta get a balls out crazy ass plan to work
Advice #23: You can't spell funeral without fun!
Advice #24: There's a fine line between sexy and just plain angry.
Advice #25: It's not prostitution if you record with intent to sell.
Advice #26: Sometime, you just need a little bit of rufi- I mean romance.
Advice #27: Never show how cool and badass crime is.
Advice #28: Words are only bad if you make them bad.
Advice #29: Really?! Ya think?!
Advice #30: Just think... what would Ke$ha do? Okay, now we'll step into the glitter shower.
Advice #31: Was it worth it? I hope so. APPLY DAMMIT!