This is a parody of the song Wonderwall by Oasis. It's a little choppy at some parts, but at least it's not another one of those emo poems. /cutcutcut.

Today is gonna be the day
that I'm gonna be an admin, too.
By now, HullBreach has somehow
realized what I can do.
I don't believe that any noobs
will escape my bannings, now.

I've seen the spotlight all along
and I'm gonna come step in it now.
I'm sure you've heard this all before
but you've never really seen me pout
I don't believe that any noobs
will try to troll this site with me here now.

And Waffle King will be there to see my crowning
And MysticalZoey will be there mooing
There are many things that I
would like to prove to you
and show you now.

Because, baby; SDK's gonna save me
After all,
it's never normal, y'all.

Today was gonna be the day
but my mom took my DSi.
By now, I should have a 3DS
but I guess I'm just a noob.
HullBreach doesn't believe that I can do this
but I'll show him soon,
maybe now.

And Kendlulz will be getting viruses on frostwire,
While Maxi tightrope walks on a highwire,
All the moobies in the world
can't compare to this website
now.

I said, baby; SDK is gonna save me
and after all,
Paint's my wonderwall.

I said maybe, your gonna make me an admin
and ban the noobs;
they dissed Zoey's moobs.

I said lately, Paint's been driving me crazy...
and I'm getting lazy...
my real friends' name's hazy...

And there you have it c; Sorry if you tried to make the words match up and couldn't :S I tried my best.