So I know this guy named Andrei. The thing is, he's a serial-player. Girls date him, he breaks up with them after 1-3 days, and the day right after he's with someone new- that's just how it is. I'd show this to him if I could, but for now I'll just keep it on the interwebs. Here it is; enjoy.


Andrei. I just don't get it, dude. In fact, no. I don't wanna get it. I guess you were just meant to be a messed-up manwh- anyway, back to the point. No need to call you names.

I don't know if you know this, but you're HURTING people. Wow, isn't that such a strange concept? Other people actually have, like, hearts. And feelings. And you hurt them. Alot. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Do you get it now?

I don't care that your parents divorced. I don't care that you're sad. I don't even care that you're depressed about life. No, I'm not heartless [but I'm not so sure about you...]- I'm just living in reality. Have you realized that ALOOOT of people are depressed too? But noooo, you're just so much more important than them. But you aren't, so STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE.

Have you ever experienced real, true love? Or are all these girls you've been with just some stupid joke? If it is, it sure as hell isn't funny. It's immature, stupid, and it makes you look like an ass and a complete coward. Are you seriously afraid to tell someone that you love them outside of a text? Or are you a liar, too?

To be honest, I don't know how girls like you- yes, I think you're attractive, and I guess you seem *nice* [I'm using this term loosely]. But it's always the hot guys that are the worst, huh? In your case, I guess it is.

Ya, I know I did not "date" you. I will never "date" you. If you were the LAST MAN on this planet, I would eat a freaking cactus before even CONSIDERING "dating" you.

I know that I haven't really known you for a long time, but I'm just gonna bring this to your attention- YOU. ARE. ACTING. LIKE. A. HUGE. ASSHOLE. So stop it, because you're already losing your "friends" by the minute.

One day, once you get your act together, we COULD be friends. Probably not, but hey, it's always a possibility.

/endrant

Woah. I can't tell you how better I feel right now. I'm still REALLY mad at him, though. I mean, really mad. Like, kick him in the chestnuts mad. Should I write this up & give it to him? Probably yes.