•yo mammas so fat that when she went to in-n-out she couldnt get in or out
•yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale her phone number came up
•yo mammas so fat that she broke a branch off the family tree
•yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale buzz lighter came up and said to infinity and beond
•yo mammas so fat that when she went to the zoo the zoo keeper had to yell watch out elefents on the loose
yo mammas so dumb…
•yo mammas so dumb that she put two m&ms in her ears and said she was listening to eminem
•yo mammas so dumb that when she worke at an m&m factory she trew out all the w's
•yo mammas so dumb she trew a rock at the ground and missed
yo mammas so gassy…
•yo mammas so gassy that when she farted she committed a food contamination
•yo mammas so gassy there was an earthquake when she farted
yo mammas so skinny …
•yo mammas so skinny she could only hola-hoop in a fruit-loop
•yo mammas so skinny even a bear couldnt eat her
•yo mammas so skinny she looked like a stick…
thats all i can think of right now if you guys know any more comment... thx