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05.25am
"Oh Noes! We must rescue our awesome, glorious, amazing, witty, great, and extremely modest King from the evil clutches of the NooBoss McNoob!!" cried Moobstycal Zoey, Comoonber of the Moobies.
All the Moobs sprung into action, and plugged in the electric Moobmobile to charge!
"Hurry Moobs, We've only got 4 hours until it's fully charged!" Ordered Zoey

9.34pm
"Hang on,"Said P.I.Moobie24, "Its not switched on at the plug!"

02.02pm
The Moobs swarmed out of the Moobmobile and into the Noobs main hideout Burger King, only to find......it was deserted.
"What the famoob?!" Wondered PottyMouthMoobie54 out loud.
"Hang on, we haven't quite figured out how to use the TomTom yet..." explained HonestMoobie14 sheepishly.

4.35pm
"NO, I SAID NOOB, NOT FOOD!!" Screamed MoobWithaLisp13 at the satnav.

00.01am
"Nearly there! Only 134km to go.." Exclaimed OptimisticMoob17 gleefully.

01.56am
"I wonder if you get Burger King's in Vietnam?" thought ChauffeurMoob03, before drifting off to sleep.

01.58am
Moobstycal Zoey woke with a start. But wait, she can't have woke up, she's still dreaming...... just flying through the air...watching the pretty fireball...Hang on, fireball?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!11!!2!11!!!" Whispered Zoey calmly, "MY LOVELY MOOBMOBILE!!!"
Then, ↓THUD!↓, she hit the ground, and immedietly started running towards the crash scene.
But suddenly, a dark figure grabbed her, and dragged her away...

Coming soon:
Will the Moobs ever reach the Noobs and rescue their King?
Will Moobstycal Zoey every stop licking the bus stop?
Will PosessedCarson ever be mentioned in a blog???