My rendition of a stereotypical blog that people post for/about their sweethearts. I'm gonna keep it extra Christian for ya, just for funsies.
Oh, goodness gracious! I love you more than His green Earth, dang it! I mean, golly gee, Honeybear, you're cuter than a fuzzly bunny! You're more b-e-a-utiful than a thousand angels' smiles and the only thing more important to me in the whole, wide, Jesus-loving world is His book, and that's just a notch above you, sweetie. I just want to eat you up. Oh, and don't forget my good-bye kiss! , , < a thousand threes, followed by a thousand exclamation points!!!