Can i get 2nd place without telling u the 100 words?(:
Ok:
First, you make yourself a plate of mashed potatoes. Then, you go on your My Zone and click the "My Blogs" button and write a blog. After that, you post it. Then, to make sure it is done correctly, make sure you put butter or gravy on your mashed potatoes. Oh! I almost forgot, don't forget to run (yes, run) to Wal-Mart and get some chicken wings. They are very important in this situation. Finally, stare at the wall in your living room. If you do this all in the correct manner, you will have posted a blog. Don't eat the chicken wings, though. Just buy them.
(105 words, not including this or the "ok" in the beginning)