Ah, it doeth one good that he giveth himself the decision of wandering to the public square when the sun doth rise. 'Twas the day before the ides of March. And stood Julialy Caesar betwixt the columns of his own majestic home.

Then indeed he started off toward the public square, and upon reaching his destination, the great crowds gave a cry of cheer. "CAESAR, CAESAR, CAESAR!" They cried. This crowd had many noobians among it, whose caps locks were set. But also among the crowds was a strange man, making his way through the crowd in order to meet with Caesar. He reached Caesar, and there he spake, saying, "Julialy Caesar! Hearken unto this message! Doeth not thine trolling! Beware the ides of March!" The soothing warning of this admin was heeded not by Caesar, for he refused to listen.

Caesar kneweth not that HullBrutus was also observing from the crowd. He was filled with kindness toward Julialy Caesar for a long time. But HullBrutus' dear companion, Skunkassius, wished a perma upon Caesar. He hath done much to convince HullBrutus of Caesar attempting to overthrow the overlords and become one himself, though Caesar had not those intentions. And they, the overlords, watched as Caesar headed home.

It was now late in the night, with the stars gleaming in the sky, and HullBrutus awoke in order to leave his home that he may meet with Skunkassius to plot the horrible permaban of Julialy Caesar when morning arriveth. But, alas, HullBrutus' wife, dear PortiaInamorata, awoke also. "Where goest thou in the deep night, mine HullBrutus?" asked she. And HullBrutus responded, saying, "Ah, dear PortiaInamorata, it is a lovely night to gaze upon the village in moonlight. So I shalt indeed do so." And he fled to the gate, and ordered his servant, EpicDardifex, to watch that PortiaInamorata left not the house.

Then, at Caesar's home in the morn of the ides of March...
"Come hither, mine servant." spake Caesar. "Hark, if thee doth own a shimmering sword, speaketh up, saying 'S'. However, if thee doth not own a shimmering sword, speaketh not 'S', but sayest 'N'."

And the servant responded, "Master, thine trolling is great. But the time is almost come when thee must accept thy crown in the public square. Please master, prepare thyself for this ceremony."

"No, for I am not one to have bestowed upon me the crown of overlordness." Replied Caesar.

And with that, Caesar left his home to go unto the meeting of overlords and administrators. He arrived, and amongst the administrators, there was a whispering, which carryeth the message to make Caesar's presence known. Then, upon Skunkassius leading out in delivering a great blow from his own banhammer to Caesar, a group of administrators followed. Among these administrators were DC Brutus, Lovettarius, and Gleeokascus. Finally, Caesar was struck by a final blow from HullBrutus, leaving him destined to a permanent banishment. As Caesar fell, he called, "Et tu, HullBrute?"

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This is a fictional story, and is not true. Thank you for reading.