You are now:
Aware of your nose in the corner of your eye,
Aware of your brain's weight,
Aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin,
Breathing manually,
Trying to hold your breath to prove me wrong,
Realizing that you're blinking,
Counting how many times your'e blinking,
Aware that your tongue suddenly exists,
Trying to find a comfotable place for your tongue,
Unaware that I spelt "comfortable" wrong,
Looking back to see that it is true,
Checking for more spelling errors,
Continuing to read this blog,
Now ballincing yourself manually,
Realizing that I spelled "balancing" wrong (good job),
Wondering if I spelled "realizing" right,
and last but not least,
You now have the sudden urge to yawn.
I am actually an illiterate polyp with no need to breathe and no tongue, and instead of a brain I have a complex collection of gangleons distributed about my form.