1) Buy a Justin Beiber album, put your ipod on max volume, then listen to it.

2) Lick an electrical out-let.

3) Cover yourself in bloody meat and jump into the shark tank at the aquarium.

4) Eat some mercury.

5) Say to a Sumo-Wrestler in Japanese, "Bring it on fat man!"

6) Randomly Bitch-Slap a Mafia/Mob member multiple times.

7) Stick a fork in a garbage desposal / toaster and hold on to the fork.

Run out into the middle of a Monster Truck Arena naked, while a Demolition Derby is going on.

9) Say, "Heil Hitler!" and give the Nazi Salute to a crowd of WW2 Veterans with AK-47s

10) Call the Army Base and say, "Yes, hello, I just want to say, I like yo mama's a _ _!"