Hello, neighborhood children! Want some candy? No? Damn! Anyways...Today I am going to be teaching you kids about how to make your own catholic song! Ready? KGO.

(I am not doing this to make fun of the catholic religion, I attend a catholic school myself, I am just having a little fun, so don't go crying about how rude I am.)

1: Okay, so the first thing you gotta know is to include these words: Marvelous, fantastic, incredable, devotion, soul, hungry, poor, life, world, walked. Got it? Good! Now lets write the title.

2: Using the words above, writing the title is very easy. Use something that mentions the God is the almighty rueler of evetything and everyone. Example:

Lift your heart to God because he gave everything life including you and your friends

3: Perfect! Your new catholic song is on its way! Now, we have to write the first paragraph of the song, in which you will be repeatedly singing for a stressed affect.
Example:

God is our savior.
He is your magnificent creator.
He walked the earth once,
So people worshipped him ever since!

4: Epic! Now you have the main part of your song. Now we have to write a paragraph saying that you have to do something for Gods love.
Example:

Feed the hungry,
Help the homeless,
Clothe the clotheless,
Worship him everyday.

5: Then, you repeat #3:

God is our savior.
Your magnificent creator.
He walked the earth once.
And we worshipped him ever since!

6: Awesome! Now were almost done, we just have to write how God is awesome. It should look something like this:

Pray, pray, and pray.
'Til our judgement day.
So you don't forget,
That god is the most epic human yet!

7: Magnificent! Then, like before, we have to repeat #3:

God is our savior.
Your magnificent creator.
He wallked the earth once.
And we worshipped him ever since!

8: Now we are almost ready to wrap it up, as all the youngsters say. We just have to right the ending, saying that you promise to worship God for the rest of your life, and in exchange, he may help you.
Example:

I won't forget.
What the bible says,
Almighty creator,
And rules us,
'Til were dead!

9: Thats it! Now you have your very own catholic song! I hope this really elavated your religious beliefs! What? It diden't? Oh whatever. I'm gonna go play with the neighborhood kids.

-Dr.WhiteVan