A child was told to always listen to its parents at school.
When the child went home it said to its' mother "I'm bored." The mother sighed and looked at the child
"Go play with Jimmy." The child did so.
The next day the child told its' father "I'm bored." the father sighed and said,
"Go collect bugs, or something." The child did so.
The last day, the child told both of its' parents "I'm bored." They were both busy with work and didnt realize they said,
"Go play in traffic," the child did so.
About a hour later, the child was in a hospital. The parents asked the child "Why did you do that?!"
The child laughed and said, "Because you're supposed to listen to your parents."