[This is the male's version. Red is King Metamorphasis, and Blue is Shining Armor.]
♪This day is going to be perfect.
The kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small...
All those armor-loving bores
Say I look great in uniform.
But what they don't know is that I have fooled them alllll!♪
♪This day was going to be perfect...
The kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small...
But instead of eating cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells may never ring for me at allll...♪
♪I care not a thing about the ring,
I won't partake in any cake!
VOWS, I'll be lying when I sayyyy,
That through any kind of weather,
I want us to be together.
THE TRUTH IS I DON'T CARE FOR HER AT ALLLLL!!!
No, I do not love the bride,
For my heart is dead inside!
But I still want her to be MIIIIINE!!!♪
♪We must escape before it's too late,
Find a way to save the day,
Hope, I'll be lying when I sayyy-
"I don't fear that I may lose her,
To someone who wants to use her,
Not care for, love, and cherish her each DAYYYY!
For I oh-so love the bride
Oh, in my heart she does reside...
Oh, Princess Cadence, I'll soon be by your SIIIIIDE!!♪
-:INTERLUDE:-
♪Finally, the moment has arriiiived!
For me to take a very lucky briiiide!♪
♪Oh, the wedding, we won't make-
She'll end up marrying a fake!
Princess Cadence will be-