One day a boy had to go tinkle and his older brother told him to wait, so the little boy did and when he sat down.....the toilet started talking and saying im going to eat your pee pee !
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He started screaming and crying when he ran out and ran into his brother, he said 'Petey, Petey the toilet is talking to me and whispered it wanted to eat my pee pee!' and the little boy started crying.The older brother said, 'Tommy, nothing is going to eat your pee pee, and talking toilets don't exist!''But Petey the toilet was talking!''No Tommy it's just your imagination!''Fine Petey' Tommy the little boy said.Tommy walked back into the bathroom when all of the sudden the toilet grew arms and legs and started chasing Tommy.'PETEY HELP HELP PETEY THE TOILET IS CHASING ME!'Tommy yelled.When Petey came in nothing was there except Tommy rocking in the middle of the floor.'Ok Tommy sleep with me tonight.''Ok Petey.'Tommy said, So they slept and in the middle of the night Tommy woke up because of a redundant smell.He turned the light on and looked at the wall, written in poo was 'I'll swallow you whole, From the Toilet Man!'He woke up Petey and he saw it too!They were horrified when they turned around the toilet man was behind them!They tried to scream it was too late the toilet man ate the parents and the children.