Star Fox: Mission Two.
Planet Earth
Type: foot mission.
Guest stars: Goku, Vegeta
Target: Andross. 1990-2006



Chapter 1- Reunion

The Great Fox was once again whirling through space. Fox was teaching his dad the advancement of technology since the 90’s.

“This is a TV?” James pondered.

“Yes.” Fox added.

“So what is this?” James asked pointing to an Xbox 360.

“BLASHPEMY! You cannot reference a Microsoft console for a Nintendo-based fanfic!” a Troll yelled.

Well, I can reference anything I damn well please. This is my story so get the hell out of here Troll. SO…..

“What is this?”

“That is an Xbox 360”

“Is it a game console?”

“Yeah, here take a look.”

Fox showed his Father Ace combat.

“Yeah I suck at it, but you can play it.” Fox said.

The lunch horn blew over the intercom.

“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?” James yelled.

“That’s the lunch horn. It’s time to eat.” Fox replied.

The whole team headed for the mess hall. James stood at the doorway staring at the diamond sword.

“Old friend, rest well.” James said coldly.

Peppy hailed over the intercom.

“Get finished eating and get to the control deck! We got a mission!”

“Calm down you old fart! Don’t burst a hemorrhoid!” Falco replied.

The team finished their food and headed for the control deck.

“Ah. General Pepper! You look like crap!” James said.

“Peppy who is this buffoon?” General Pepper said.

“You’re not going to believe it but its James!” Peppy exclaimed.

“I thought you…..you know…..”

“Nope I am very alive!” James said with joy.

“Well what’s our mission target?” Slippy asked.

“It’s Andross. He created a time machine and is getting all of his former selves and planning a universal takeover!”

“Like that one sonic game?” Slippy asked.

“NO SHUT THE HELL UP!” General pepper said.

“Since this is sonic 2006 bad, I have gotten the strongest two people in the universe to aide you.” General Pepper said.

Two tall buff men walked through the mist.

“Goku and Vegeta!”

“Kakarot! Why are we helping them! We could finish them by ourselves!” Vegeta stated.

“Well we get paid!” Goku answered.

“Why does that matter I’m rich already!” Vegeta counter-stated.

“Fine I’ll stop screwing around with your wife!” Goku said.

“WHAT!” Vegeta exclaimed.

“Muffin button. How much time until we go?” Goku said trying to change the subject.

“So Goku, Vegeta, Fox, James, and Krystal will be going down to earth.” Peppy said.

“No I can’t go.” Krystal said.

“Why?” Fox replied.

“Because I……am….well……..you know.” Krystal added.

“I’m not following you there.” Fox said.

“Jesus! I am Pregnant!” Krystal yelled.



Is Krystal pregnant?? Why are Goku and Vegeta helping Fox?? All this and more answered on the next exciting chapter of Star Fox Mission two!