Payphone By CrymsonLiynn

By CrymsonLiynn
POSTED: 29 Aug 2012 11:44
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous
FEATURED: Yes (Nope.avi)
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To those who suggested this song... I hate you. This parody took me forever to do, so here it is. Did I mention I hate you?

MAROON 5
"Payphone"
(feat. Wiz Khalifa)

I'm in a Chatroom trying to ban noobs
All of my time I spent on Paint
Where have the years gone, Jabby their long gone
Loling at the bans we did, Haru

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The SDK we used to be...
It's even harder to recall,
That Jibby is not here at all.

You say it's too late to ban it,
But is it too late to try?
And in your command that you posted
All of their servers went down

I've enjoyed my nights,
Admins worked out the fights
Now I'm chatting away,
Still stuck in that room,
When we called it fun,
But even the fun gets you banned

I'm in a Chatroom talking to the noobs
All of my text I spent on you
Where have the years gone, Waffle it's long gone
Where are the Saviis I made for you?

If "Hentai Queen" sure did exist,
I would still be lurking around like this
All those RP rooms are full of bans
One more pool party RP, I'll be sick.

Oh, you turned your back on HullBreach
'Cause you forgot what to say.
I gave you my account to borrow,
But you just got it banned.

You can't expect me to be happy,
I expect you to behave
I know I've posted it before,
But all of their servers fell down

I've enjoyed my nights,
Admins worked out the fights
Now I'm chatting away,
Still stuck in that room,
When we called it fun,
But even the fun gets you banned

I'm in a Chatroom trying to ban noobs
All of my commands I spent on you
Where have the years gone, Astra it's all gone
Where are the PMs we read of noobs?

If "Dark Lord Interloper" did exist,
I would still be banning him like this
All those RP rooms are full of it.
One more stupid prom night, I'll be sick
Now I'm in a Chatroom

Man, forget that bit
I'll be out banning all these users
While Admins sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't Haru who banned for nothing,
Scroll up from the bottom
Now you can't see me I'm lurking,
And all of my bans work with a click of a button

Telling you the warnings you have left
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the perma to a ban
Oh you never even saw it,
Don't need your name on that list,
You can tell it I'm Admin.

User, what a shame could have behaved
Had a really good chat but you missed your last shot
So you chat about the Admins at the top
Or what you could have said but sad to say it's over for.
Moria pulled up valet open doors
Sliv like "go away", I got what they did wrong
Now it's all Admins they want, so you can go and take
That little piece of text with you.

I'm in a Chatroom trying to ban noobs
All of my time I spent on Paint
Where have the years gone, Elite they're long gone
Loling at the bans we did, Sk8r

If "Super Burrito" did exist,
I would still be banning him like this
All those RP rooms are full of it.
One more like Twilight, I'll be sick

Now I'm in a Chatroom...

I know it isn't as good as the others, but hey I tried... Now please suggest a song that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out lol.

+12 -1