The Devil went to SDK
He was looking for a soul to ban
He was in a bind, he was way behind
He was willing to make a stand
When he came across this young noob
Saw him spamming, and spamming it hot
And the Devil jumped on Chatroom Peach
And said "noob, let me tell you what!

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a good ol' spammer too
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you spammin' pretty good there, noob, but give the Devil his due
I bet a hammer of gold against you soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you!"

The noob said "My name's Zoey, and I may get a ban,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause you're my biggest fan!"

Zoey, loosen up your moobs and jiggle them if you can
'Cause Hell's broke loose in SDK, and the Devil deals the bans
And if you win, you get the ban hammer made of gold
But if you loose, the Devil will ban your soul!

The Devil opened up his 3DS and said "I'll start this virus"
And fire blew from his fingertips as he extended up the stylus
And he pulled the stylus across the screen, and it made an evil hiss
and a band of demons help him, and it looked something like this:

PLZ PAY ATTENSHUN 2 ME I JST BRKE UP WTH MY GF
WE HD A FGTH ALL DAY WHT DO I DO HLP ME PLZ
WAAAAHHHHWAAAHHHHWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When the Devil finished, Zoey said "Well, you're pretty good, old son!
But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the mountain, run boys run.
The Devil is in the House of the Rising Sun
Chillin on the homepage, picking on noobs
Granny, put a shirt on, hide your boobs

TROLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
YOLO
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
YOLO
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO
YOLO
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YOLO
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The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he been banned
And he laid that golden hammer on the ground at Zoey's hand
Zoey said "Devil, just come on back, if you want another ban
But I told you once, you son of a gun, you're my biggest fan"
He played

Fire on the mountain, run boys run.
The Devil is in the House of the Rising Sun
Chillin on the homepage, picking on noobs
Granny, put a shirt on, hide your boobs

Trololololol
Yolo