I expect most of you are familiar with lucid dreaming. I'd like to teach you all about a less recognized occurance; Crazed Waking.

Crazed Waking is waking up and doing crazy things. Because people learn well through fun activities like reading poetry written by a teen, I've written a few poems detailing forms of CW.

The most common form doesn't have many defining attributes and often goes unnoticed due to it largely being just walking around in a slight daze or being drowzy. The most eyecatching part is sometimes mistaking people and objects for other things. To help clear things up, here's the first poem:

"Dgjjvh jfbjj sgjv
dghvhjj jgrdvdqajk
phfbj cat in the wastebasket

Whfhj oydnmk jfh
ooivcdd kkfgjd
Get phone, you're jdbj.."

That's what you sound like when in this state of CW.

Next is a bit scary. It's characterized by violent behaviour mixed with shouting and excessive swearing fueled by emotions like anger and fear caused by being jolted awake.
It can be amusing if you convince someone else to wake the attac- I mean sleeper, and watch from a safe distance. As a side note, I like to call this form of CW "Mo(u)rning Angel" due to its angry and violent nature.
A good way to invoke MA is to wake the sleeper is by using hot coffee, an airhorn, and taunting them with emotionally engaging aromas such as frying bacon.
(Angry, shouting, cursing, bacon eating, drowzy people are so attractive.)

Here's the poem:

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That's what you're like when in MA.

Finally, the most frightening and disturbing form of CW of all is waking up well rested with a bright positive attitude. Those afflicted by this are completely insane with no hope of returning to the normal sad/bitter/angry state we all know and live with. It's best to avoid these people at all cost. I've omitted the final poem to spare you the pain of being exposed to this horrible thing.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed my poems.