Hello, everyone. I'm here today with my second preview blog ever. Let's hope it goes well.

Now, regardless of who you support in this upcoming US presidential election, you need to prepare for when the candidate you support loses and you have to hide away during the end of days that will ensue, and I'm here to help you out by telling you about what it'll be like.

It doesn't matter if you support Romney or Obama. If your candidate loses the election you know the moment their opponent is declared the winner the earth will split open, hell will rise up from the deep dark bowels of the earth, and all of humanity will be massacred, tortured, and enslaved by evil demons taking the form of the candidate you didn't support. Because the candidate who you don't support is Satan. But I'm sure you already knew that judging by voter opinion and the campaigns going on.

Anyway, when the end of days comes, the first thing you'll want to do is store away plenty of rations in a safe place you can hide in so you can survive the hords of demons ravaging the earth. Personally, I like the space under the kitchen sink.

The space under the kitchen sink has several advantages over seemingly better places to hide such as basements and bunkers. First off, it's unsuspecting. The first places those demons will look are just those seemingly safe places because people always hide there in these kinds of situations. It's obvious and they'll find you. They don't build demon-repellent bunkers.

Next, it's a convenient area. It's right by the fridge where you can store your food. And you can rest assured the demons won't take your food. They feast on human flesh, not leftover pizza.

Then of course, it's a nice warm, cozy place. You can make what alterations you'd like for comfort. And best of all, with all those mysterious liquids that seem to just magically appear out of nowhere, you'll never go thirsty.

That's about all I have to say on this for now, so bye and stay safe.