Hello, everyone. There's a very serious problem at hand which could very well destroy not only this site but all other sites and even society itself.

This problem started some time ago and has since been growing day by day, week by week, and month by month. If nothing is done about it then all of our lives may be in danger. We must prevent the world being engulfed by the flames and fangs of this horrific happening.

To help you understand what a danger this is, imagine if sharks grew twice their size, had rock-hard skin, could walk on land, sprouted wings, could spit fire, and could hypnotize people into doing their bidding. Psychic, flying, fire-breathing land sharks. Now imagine if millions of them began infesting our world so thoroughly that they even invaded the internet.

I'm typing, of course, about dragons.

For months I've seen dragon eggs everywhere. From forums to profiles of various sites of all types I see these eggs being pushed by people obviously brainwashed into emphatically shoving these eggs into everyone's face. Not since My Little Pony have I seen so many people doing this sort of thing. It's disturbing and it makes me fear for my very life, and I know those of you not yet hypnotized feel the same.

My fellow Paint users, we must rise up against the dragons/flying-land-sharks and their mind slaves. There's a reason the english fought to make their land free of dragons in all those myths. We must fight, and we must win!

If you're in, then help join the cause by searching for the dragon eggs and destroying them before they hatch. As soon as you see one online then just break your computer. That should kill them, I'd guess.

If you have no means by which to go online then running outside and wildly throwing sharp objects into the air is the next best thing. Hopefully you'll hit an attacking dragon. You'll be out on the front lines, so you take pride in your resulting injuries. You got them protecting your fellow human.(possibly)