Hello, everyone. In light of the fact that today is HullBreach's birthday, I decided to share the true story of where babies come from and my theory of where HullBreach came from.

As we all know, the reality of where babies come from is not considered fit for everyone. Many think it's inappropriate for young children, but I feel this is a very important thing to know. Everyone will eventually learn about it. It's perfectly natural, and there's nothing wrong with it.

For these reasons, I've decided to tell the entire uncensored story of where babies actually come from.

To those not prepared to learn about this absolute truth, I suggest leaving now.

Now, here's the true story of where babies come from:

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they hug each other tightly and with all of their hearts they make a wish on a shooting rainbow star of love for the most beautiful and wonderful baby possible.

The love star then strikes the earth and after cooling, it turns into a magic seed.

The mommy and daddy then cover the seed in soil mixed with fairy dust, where it then sprouts into a sprawling garden and blossoms after taking in plenty of sunshine and hope.

Then the cutest and most perfect plant in the garden grows an adorable head of lettuce, which is the baby.

Because the adorable baby lettuce isn't fully developed yet, the mommy then eats the lettuce where it absorbs love from within the mommy until it's full of wonder and happiness, at which point the mommy gives birth and completes their happy family. 

Now I'd like to tell you about my idea of where HullBreach comes from.

Many think HB is not a normal human with a birth date.

I agree. I think HB is not an actual person so much as an idea. HB is not a physical being. He's in our hearts. He's in our hopes and dreams.

The real HB is the feeling of love and warmth that drives us all. He's the spirit of hope.

From all the users, happy birthday, Hull. Have a great one.