Hello, everyone. As usual, I have a very serious thing to talk about.
It's a monstrous problem who, I mean that has been ravaging people of all races, religions, social classes, and so on. I'm typing about depression.

Depression is a serious issue. Like fear and anger, depression is a beast that consumes you whole once it takes hold of you. It grows and feeds on your problems and insecurities. It cripples your life with pain and etc.

This blog is in response to a plea for help from others who have searched long and hard for a solution, which is why I categorized this as Ask for help. Keep in mind though, that the following information can't help you unless you're willing to help yourself. Help me help you, by keeping an open mind as you read this blog. Keep a VERY open mind.

Here's a quick check list to see if you have depression:

- Irregular sleeping schedule
- Low motivation
- The NEED to write bad poetry
- The NEED to whine in chats about every little thing in your life
- Making up sympathy stories to get attention
- Thinking no one has ever had life as hard as you despite having enough money to constantly find your way onto sites like this
- Dying and miraculously being revived soon after and/or having a friend/relative take over your account for you for no reason whatsoever

Anyway, Depression is a beast much like Fear and Anger. A real beast. Depression is an actual physical monster that literally feeds on bad feelings.

Depression is a dark thing that strives in darkness. That's why a good way to weaken Depression's power is to go outside for once in your life and get some actual sunshine. Beware though, because many depressed people are impossibly pale and may burn when hit with sunlight. An example of this is that girl from Twilight.

In extreme cases, Depression may become powerful enough to leave your body and go on a rampage. When this happens, shoot it with a silver bullet.

Thanks for reading. I hope you've learned something.