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Being a Hardcore Gamer

RP Avatar By Raisons du Coeur
POSTED: 17 Oct 2012 00:01
CATEGORY: Gaming
FEATURED: Yes (CrymsonLiynn)
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Many of you know this was intended to be a gaming site. I'm sure plenty of you have tried getting into more gaming since being here. But a big problem people have is they can't get into much gaming. There are many reasons people woudn't be able to get into gaming on a regular basis. It can be very time consuming, it can get expensive, and you just have more important things to do. In order to help out those of you who would like to get more into gaming, I've decided to write this blog. I'm going to explain as much as I can in a simple way.

To begin with, a hardcore gamer must have massive "game". "Game" is one's natural ability to live a gangsta gamer's life style. In order to be a hardcore gamer, you must have a lot of gold coins, or "bling", and be a total "player" who can easily pick up chicks and bring them back to his "crib"(also known as putting the chickens back in the coup in many of the Zelda games.)

I know many of you lack "game", and so at this point I'm going to explain how to work around it.

Unfortunately, one is either born with "game" or not. You cannot level up your inherent "game". This is where the one and only move you'll ever need comes into play; grab and run.

When you see someone with massive game such as Waffle King strolling about picking up his chicks, all you need to do is run up to him, grab his gold coins and caught chickens, and run like hell. For years this has been the key to gaming for many people. When you have no "game", simply play on someone else's.

Many don't like the idea of wrecking someone else's game and want to earn their bling and chicks on their own, and a good way to do that is to fake it. Real gold coins aren't necessary because chicks like anything shiny. If you have trouble finding chicks then hang out near large bodies of water. They'll get thristy, and when that happens you'll be there with your shiny things. Bring a net too.

Thanks for reading. I hope you've learned something about being a gamer.
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Avatar Tom633
23 Oct 2012 19:37
Quoth luisjo96:
Quoth xXinoNexusXquote]MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √


AHHHHHH! KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS!
Avatar DarkGhost
20 Oct 2012 17:04
Quoth shmoopie:
being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him

Gears of War 1, 2, and 3. I have a friend that could kick his ass at all three of those. I could too, but he isn't even worth beating.
Avatar DarkGhost
20 Oct 2012 17:02
Quoth Raisons du Coeur:
Quoth shmoopiequote]being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him

I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.[/quote]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Avatar singGT
20 Oct 2012 12:46
Quoth Mr.Bond:
Quoth singGT:Quoth Wolf SkullBlade:Quoth Raisons du Coeur:Quoth shmoopie:being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him
I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.

And sunlight.

And Cardio...

And a life...


And Diarea.... O.o'
Avatar Mr.Bond
19 Oct 2012 23:16
Quoth singGT:
Quoth Wolf SkullBladequote]Quoth Raisons du Coeur:Quoth shmoopie:being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him
I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.

And sunlight.


And Cardio...[/quote]

And a life...
Avatar singGT
19 Oct 2012 18:36
Quoth Wolf SkullBlade:
Quoth Raisons du Coeur:Quoth shmoopie:being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him
I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.

And sunlight.


And Cardio...
Avatar Wolf SkullBlade
19 Oct 2012 17:55
Quoth Raisons du Coeur:
Quoth shmoopie:being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him
I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.


And sunlight.
Avatar Raisons du Coeur
19 Oct 2012 07:36
Quoth shmoopie:
being a hardcore gamer isnt about just being good at games u breath and blood them even if u dont play all day everyday knowledge is key my dears my brother would talk ciroles around u guys about games and woop u all at anything he wuz wuz born with real game ...he can beat anything u can throw at him

I get the feeling he might have trouble with girls.
Avatar DarkGhost
19 Oct 2012 00:41
Quoth happykoala4:
Quoth DarkGhostquote]Quoth happykoala4:Quoth xXinoNexusX:MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √

I laugh at people who think they're so amazing and have so much skill just because they're good at CoD, especially MW3. MW3 is a disgrace to video games everywhere.
People whom say that, usually suck at the game they are trying to classify as the "wrst gme evr".

I my self play A LOT of MW3 and Black Ops. I mostly play zombie mode on World at War though. I'm such a lazy fart. Sitting around all day playing CoD.


Actually, no. I used to be a huge CoD fanboy but then my friend recommended trying the Battlefield 3 beta and I loved it. The only reason I still play Black Ops is zombies, and I don't think Black Op's multiplayer was that bad. I even have BO2 pre-ordered. [/quote]
Heh I have BO II pre ordered too. I dislike zombie mode on Black Ops though.
Avatar Lucas7
18 Oct 2012 12:23
yes.
Avatar singGT
18 Oct 2012 08:06
Cod 4 = Cool
MW3 = -Puke-
BFBC 2 = Cool
BF3 = Awesome.
ASC III = FreakingUltraAwesomlyGreatAddictiveExtremelyGood! It's a shame that it .... TAKES SO LONG TO COME OUT!
Avatar HappyKoala4
18 Oct 2012 04:37
Quoth DarkGhost:
Quoth happykoala4:Quoth xXinoNexusX:MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √

I laugh at people who think they're so amazing and have so much skill just because they're good at CoD, especially MW3. MW3 is a disgrace to video games everywhere.
People whom say that, usually suck at the game they are trying to classify as the "wrst gme evr".

I my self play A LOT of MW3 and Black Ops. I mostly play zombie mode on World at War though. I'm such a lazy fart. Sitting around all day playing CoD.


Actually, no. I used to be a huge CoD fanboy but then my friend recommended trying the Battlefield 3 beta and I loved it. The only reason I still play Black Ops is zombies, and I don't think Black Op's multiplayer was that bad. I even have BO2 pre-ordered.
Avatar Hylianzombie234
17 Oct 2012 19:57
Real gamers play Dora.
Avatar HeLlObElLo
17 Oct 2012 12:53
wow,this is interestng.
Avatar PORKStheMEATofKINGS
17 Oct 2012 11:50
Quoth xXinoNexusX:
MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √


O NO. Y DO U HAET BATTELFELD 3 HUH? STUPD COD FANBOI I BET YOUR 1 OF DOES HARD SCOP1N SCRUBBBZ ANYWAY. HELL YEH BF3 FO L1111111111EF!
#smokeweedplaybf3
Avatar GaRdETto
17 Oct 2012 06:22
Quoth xXinoNexusX:
MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √


AWWW YE. COD 4 LYFE. AD ME ON LVE, BRO: XXXxxx420xW33dxSn1p3rx360-noscopexMLGx1337xhacksxproXfragsxxxXXX
Avatar Waffle King
17 Oct 2012 05:02
Quoth xXinoNexusX:
MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √
Did he actually read the blog? I can't tell.


Also,
Avatar DarkGhost
17 Oct 2012 03:57
Quoth happykoala4:
Quoth xXinoNexusXquote]MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √


I laugh at people who think they're so amazing and have so much skill just because they're good at CoD, especially MW3. MW3 is a disgrace to video games everywhere.[/quote]
People whom say that, usually suck at the game they are trying to classify as the "wrst gme evr".

I my self play A LOT of MW3 and Black Ops. I mostly play zombie mode on World at War though. I'm such a lazy fart. Sitting around all day playing CoD.
Avatar inSein
17 Oct 2012 03:48
Is Hull a chick? I have some shiny things and a net. I'm near the only body of water around for miles. I'm pretty sure he'll come at some point.
Avatar HappyKoala4
17 Oct 2012 03:30
Quoth xXinoNexusX:
MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √


I laugh at people who think they're so amazing and have so much skill just because they're good at CoD, especially MW3. MW3 is a disgrace to video games everywhere.
Avatar xXinoNexusX
17 Oct 2012 02:54
MW3 Hardcore gamer. All day. Thumbs up √
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