DripDrop: Hello everybody. This is DripDrop here ON Mannheim News Network with the latest on everything in Mannheim. Before we give you the stats on the presidential election, let's have a little weather update.

DripDrop: This is weather lady DripDrop here in Mannheim, and I'm wearing an extremely sexy bikini since it's blazing hot. As you can see, all the boys are-

DripDrop: Thank you for that weather update, DripDrop. Now, there has been news of the Old Man Skunk and Waffle King conspiracy. Let's see what detective DripDrop has to say about it.

DripDrop: Thanks DripDrop. As you can see, I am currently enjoying a nice and hot cappuccino. It was especially cheaper today, since everyone was out fussing about because of the burnt home. They decided to lower the price so some people can come get it. And may I say the don-

DripDrop: Thank you for that update, DripDrop. Now it's time for the speech the great, handsome, intelligent, nice, smart, brave, outgoing, friendly, pleasant, confident, beautiful, cheerful, gracious, kind, honest, trustworthy, helpful, creative, musical, generous, grateful, entertaining, handsome, handsome, and handsome future president DripDrop announced he was going to give. That's right folks, you're going to watch it live, right here on Mannheim News Network!

"People of Mannheim. We have gathered here today to express our sorrow towards the family that have lost their house due to the Waffle King and Old Man Skunk conspiracy. I tell you, my friends, do not believe that weasel EpicArtifex, for his words are lies. Waffle King is just as much a madman as Old Man Skunk! You see what all their lies have caused? They put the lives of some of the citizens of the great civilization of Mannheim at stake! I, the great future president DripDrop assure you, that once I become president they will be prosecuted. But for now, as a man of good will and good virtues, I have forgiven them of their infractions. For they will not matter to me once Mannheimm is mine. Once I win this race, you will all bow down to me and give me all the goodies in your pantr- all your trust. Good day to all and may the force be with you. Amen."

DripDrop: Very inspirational words from the great man.He has a vision for us. With those words in out mind, let us end this news segment. Drip/Breezy 2012 prevails! Long live Priest Drippy! The Droops shall take over Mannheim! All hail Drip!

BREAKING NEWS: DripDrop has decided not to reveal the members of his Cabinet until election day.

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