Hello, everyone. I want to lighten the mood here a bit with a How To blog about something fun and rewarding; eating your date.

Since olden times eating your date has been a very enjoyable thing when it's done right. Sure, some people just go for it the second they see their date, sinking their teeth deep into their date, tearing off a chunk, and swallowing it. They'll even consume their whole date in broad daylight without a care in the world. But the problem with this is it's messy, you bother those around you, and it's just plain rude. Your date deserves better than that. You need to prepare.

The first step in eating your beautiful date is, of course, getting a date. Though this can be done rather easily, many people have trouble getting dates. My advice is to just go out and look around. Once you find some it's just a matter of picking.

If you can't get a date on your own then just pay for one. There are plenty of people who'd gladly give you dates in exchange for some money. Just be aware that almost all dates will have some germs and filth on them, so don't be too picky. You can just spray them with water to clean them right up anyway.

Now that you have your date, the next step is to bring them to a nice secluded area. Your home will do fine. It makes cleanup easy.

When at home you should soundproof the walls beforehand so neighbors can't hear the screaming.

While most people are fine with just biting at their date, it's more rewarding to cut them up and cook them first. You could bake them, add a sugar glaze, even grill them. Be creative and you can't go wrong. Just keep in mind what tastes you like. For more filling meals eat many dates at once.

For those who don't know, dates are very tasty and healthy fruit. Like prunes and figs.

I mentioned screaming. What I meant was your screams of joy at the taste. You'll be shouting, "OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS TASTY". You don't want to bother neighbors with that.

Have fun. Thanks for reading