Oh, butter bees, butter bees,
Buzzing 'round your butter trees,
No one knows and no one sees,
The butter bees' majestic knees!
Oh, salted spiders, salted spiders,
Spinning webs to catch lil' flyers,
No one likes; no one prefers,
The spiders' grills all up in theirs!
Oh, ketchup crickets, ketchup crickets,
Singing songs of tasty tidbits,
No one bets; no one gambits,
With ketchup crickets' raffle tickets!
Oh, french-fry flies, french-fry flies,
Nibbling dung ten times your size,
No one dares antagonize,
'Cause french-fry flies will eat your eyes!
Oh, pepper 'pedes, pepper 'pedes,
Your ugly legs reflect your deeds,
No one lives and no one reads,
When pepper 'pedes crawl through their weeds!