Bob here! 2012 has been quite a year! Hey, at least the world didn't end. Did you see that site selling the end of the world survival kits? Kind of weird if you think about it. Anyways, for those of you who live under spherical rocks, we had a new election in the United States. President Barack Obama was re-elected. The Olympics were held. Gangnam Style stormed the world and became the most-watched video in the world. Finally, Hurricane Sandy devastated the east coast. That's basically 2012 for America, right there. So, I roamed around the chatrooms New Year's Eve and New Year's, and 16 people volunteered to share their resolutions with me. I know it's not a lot, but some Painters like to keep their information strictly confidential. So, on to the blog! Here are Paint's 2013 Resolutions!

DripDrop: "I want to stop being so awesome. Seriously. I'm too awesome."

Waffle King: "My New Year's Resolution is not to break next year's resolution."

InSein: "What? It was New Year's? I totally forgot." (Hehe.)

Asparagus: "Time to start my diet from January 1st to January 3rd!"

FancyPants: "My New Year's Resolution is to draw more."

Danyelle: "I guess it's to stay in school. It'd be horrible to drop out."

Moulder: "To stop looking up- I mean to make the world a better place."

Haruspex: "My resolution is not to make one, because I'll break it three days later."

CrymsonLiynn: "To somehow catch the Magical Unicorn of Cheese, and in doing so, learning how my actions in life make the rodent population depressed. GET IT WORD FOR WORD. THE WORLD MUST KNOW MY STORY." (Uhh...)

Lucas7: "To try new foods. My taste buds have spontaneously changed."

THOR1000: "To be the most famous person in my grade!"

Agf4Nov1988: "To turn into a duck." (Oook....)

SL3ND3R: "To do all my homework. But homework is for noobs."

KylennR: "I want to smile more. I never smile. I laugh. Yet I never smile."

Lewis123456789: "To heartlessly murder my only sibling." (o.o)

Lakhlan01: "To think of a better resolution next year."

iNinjaBro: "I want to get a good score on my ASVAB, so I can join the Air Force!"


Me (Samurai Bob): "Obviously, I must devise a plan to keep the world from spinning and using its core to create apple juice!"

That's all, guys. Although, I want you to understand some things. Every one of these resolutions were posted with the person's permission. (InSein's doesn't count as a resolution, but he won't be mad.) Credit goes to all of you talented Painters out there. Also, I have paraphrased some of these to make it either more appropriate or to fix grammatical errors. Feel free to comment, and if I did not include you in this, I am truly sorry. Happy New Year's!

Welcome to 2013
~Samurai Bob