So, on Monday some pranksters decided to get to work. They hacked many News and Emergency systems and issued a zombie warning. The warning basically said, "The bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living." The warnings were mainly in Michigan and Montana. One of the warnings aired during a broadcast of Barney, so all the little kids could see and start freaking out. It would be funny if people started freaking out about false rumors of zombies.

Now on to the main point of this blog. No, those emergency broadcasts were not real. Zombies are, however, coming. You need to get enough protection. Raid your local Cabela’s to get Hornady’s Zombie Ammunition. Then head over to Amazon to order as much of Zombie Be Gone as you can to keep a stockpile. The zombies will be coming. The only question is when. Nobody can answer that. So, prepare for the zombies now!

Zombies really are not that intelligent. If you act like them they will think you’re one of them. Don’t say brains as you walk around. For some reason, many people believe Zombies walk around moaning Brains! They simply do not. If they did they would mean they had a brain. They actually need brains because they don’t have any. It’s what they feed on to stay alive. You just need to stagger around and moan, but don’t speak.

You need to have a system for hiding. Zombies aren’t weak. They’re actually quite strong. You need to board up your windows and doors for when they actually come. Zombies are quite slow. They stumble and fall frequently. So make sure you can run pretty fast.

You also need to start a stockpile of goods, water, blankets, stuff to entertain you, and a ton of useful weapons like large range hunting guns. Keep this hidden from other people, and invest in a bomb shelter. For tips on what to do, and how to act in such emergencies refer Doomsday Preppers on National Geographic.

If you need any further assistance refer to helpful websites such as the Yahoo! Voices article titled, “How to Avoid Being Attacked by Zombies”. You can find this article and more by doing a simple Google search of, How to Avoid Zombies