Super Moo

There once was a superhero
He was a different kind of superhero
Yeah he fought evil like every other hero
Yet he was like no other

The other he fought was not a person
It could be touched
Still no one would
It could be felt all across the land

No a single soul would stand up
For what is right
To destroy what is evil
What is in our everyday lives

They were all petrified of it
They knew the dangers
It was how to abolish it
That they could not achieve

They could not touch this evil
If they did it would annihilate
Their existing souls
And they would be no more

Super Moo fought this evil
Day in and day out
It is a hard fight
Nevertheless he continues on

He loves this evil
Even though it has gone
Long beyond spoiled
Slaying the people that consume it

Super Moo will always
Have a certain love
For this assassin
That kills all it possesses

For it comes from his family
The people kept it past its date
If they hadn’t the evil would not be
The evil would be imprisoned

Yes it would be imprisoned
It would never escape
It would never mutilate
Another soul

Yes it is so very obvious
Super Moo is a cow
He is no ordinary cow
He is a wonderful cow

A cow that fights evil
Wherever and whenever it lurks
He will always stand up
For the people who love him

The evil he fights is spoiled
It is hideous
It is spoiled milk of course
The atrocious of all evils

Super Moo loves milk
But when milks get old
It needs to be destroyed
The people cannot do it

They are too trepidatious
Of the terrors within
So Super Moo was born
He knew his purpose from day one

He knew it was up to him
He was extraordinarily strong
He knew he needed to stop this
To put an end to this evil

So have no fear
For your Super Moo is here
He will not let you die
He will always defend his people