I went to the mall today and was struck down with a terrible disease. It is called Mallratism.

Mallratism is when you go to the mall, planning to windowshop. Then, you stay there hours and hours. You end up wasting most to all of your money. It is a terrible thing to happen.

There is no vaccine, nor a known cure. If you do not want this horrible disease, please, stay away from the mall. It will strike you immediately.