America & Eramica By SkaterGirl13

By @SkaterGirl13
POSTED: 23 May 2013 10:16
CATEGORY: Short Story
FEATURED: No (@MysticalZoey Premium64

We've all heard of Captain America, but have you heard the tale of Captain Eramica? You haven't? Well then, sit back and relax as I tell you the story of "America and Eramica"....

A long time ago, there was a woman. This woman was preganent. She didn't realize she was preganent with a superly awesome Captain America.

Anyway, during labor, she died(Sad, I know). So she never found out she was preganent with twins. The two babies were sent to different foster homes, where they grew up without.... Well, that's story for another time.

Now let's skip straight to the part that everyone knows and loves: wimpy kid becoming "DA-DA-DA-DA"(That's the superhero music) Captain America! He fought evil red dudes! Protected America! And best of all, performed for other soldiers!

But his twin, Eramica, had fallen into a vat of toxic waste and also got super powers. But he fought for evil.

What the comic books don't tell us is how Captain America met and fought Captain Eramica. It was a battle of legends! So awesome, even Nintendo stood no chance of being called awesome! But Captain America loved Nintendo, so he bribed Stanley not to tell of this battle.

In the end, Captain Eramica was thought to be dead, but no, He was alive and ready to fight Captain America again, and earn his way into the comic books where He'd be more awesome than Nintendo. But again, that's a story for another day.

-SkaterGirl13

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